Tomb Raider 2013, or a forgotten sign

Hello everyone readers.
Many, including the current situation with games and their condition,. And it seems that this garbage began in 2013 after the release of Tomb Raider. Of course, the prerequisites were before her. But it was here that they gathered in one product. And let there be spoilers. Who did not watch the release of the history of the Tomb Raider series, or did not play the game and is afraid to spoil the impressions, it is better not to read.

The plot
A detachment of heroes, along with Larisky, Jokerbet Casino is crawling on the “mysterious” island near Japan. The heroine separates from the detachment and in the process of searches it lands on a rusty armatourin. After that, the game should have already been completed, since Lariska would not even be able to move normally, not to mention the creeps in the mountains and genocide of the local population in the form of men who went crazy from sexual abstinence. But some kind of reinforcement will not stop a woman and she masterfully hiding from the locals and playing out a through hole in her stomach, establishes in touch with friends. By the way, a broken belly will only remind of himself once, and then only for the player’s eyeliner to modification to weapons.
After a dull parkour and climbing, it is possible to establish a connection with the outside world and even call the plane. Which is immediately landed after the air defense system in the form of a sharply appeared storm, which, after fulfilling its task, immediately dissipates. Guessed players of the battle, realize that the case is connected with the local legend of the Japanese empress and one of the companions of Lariska, who says that it is connected with the clan of this very empress. And they will be right, since the unimportant spirit of the Empress interferes with leaving the island.
After crawling along the island we will fight back from the locals and try to get out of the island with the team. That after the final epic batch and.
The team, however, is chosen in part. On the island there remains a mentor of Lariska, a mechanic and a professor. The first epic dies, saving the heroine. And before that, under the pretext of a bitten leg, it transfers work to Lariske. The second is trying to drama, as he was overwhelmed, and around the adversaries, and the heroine throws him. The third, before that he played out the role of an asshole, simply acts as a traitor and ingloriously dies. All three white men. If something reminded, write in the comments. 3 girls of different races and cook-negr are surviving.

Gameplay
For which in theory everything was started, it is bored and dull here.
Skaloping here is terrified simply. Click only two buttons and Lariska crawls up. No complexity. With the parkor, things are better: at least they did not marry everything with yellow, and thanks.
Shootings are the worst of all – you sit behind the shelter and shoot the targets, as in a dash in the manner of Call of Duty. The only plus – you can see the beautiful figure of Larsiki.
And the largest spoon of tar in this barrel with water is the pumping of a weapon. And then I want to know what so fumy was taken when creating a weapon? How can you think of it, with the help of it is not clear where the rubbish came from, turn the Type 100 submachine gun on a 8mm cartridge into Kalash on the knee? The only intra -game explanation I get that the metal itself under the gentle hands of Lariska itself changes the shape of the mass and the chemical composition. And only a woman is capable of this, but a man not only does not have affectionate hands, there are such terrible things as materials science, sopromat and many other terrible words and phenomena.

Other
There are no complaints about the picture and the design of the environment, as well as something praise. well -drawn intestines – this is just a well -drawn porridge.

Even for your time, the toy is the most. The gameplay is boring – before it, in 2011, ME3 came out, much more dynamic and interesting, and in 2012, a perfect Bulletshtorm. The plot is no better. Nobody saw signs here. And it is unlikely that anyone imagined where everything would fly.